what the fuck am i doing

Scorpion_747 is to be contained in its cell, a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m airtight steel cube, at all times. Weekly checks for any cracks or holes are mandatory. There are to be absolutely no video surveillance or optical tools of any kind inside Scorpion_747's cell. Security personnel will use pre-installed pressure sensors and laser detectors to ensure Scorpion_747's presence inside the cell.

Any and all photos, video, or recordings of Scorpion_747's likeness are strictly forbidden.


Past Rosters
what the fuck am i doing placed 1st in Intermediate for ozfortress season 27
  • weaponfire captain
  • BONKITUP123 captain
  • League Points 40
    League Rank #1
    Seed #2
    Rounds Won 14
    Rounds Lost 2
    Rounds Drawn 0
    Points Scored 61.0
    Points Scored Difference 51.0
    Bye Matches 0
  • jane doe joined the team on Wed Jan 29 12:25:26 2020
  • whiscash joined the team on Wed Jan 29 12:25:26 2020
  • Bread joined the team on Wed Jan 29 12:25:26 2020
  • Akiki, Village Chief Warlord of Uganda joined the team on Wed Jan 29 12:25:26 2020
  • Ravu4 joined the team on Wed Jan 29 12:25:26 2020
  • turris joined the team on Wed Jan 29 12:25:26 2020
  • BONKITUP123 joined the team on Wed Jan 29 12:25:26 2020
  • feggie joined the team on Wed Jan 29 12:25:26 2020
  • weaponfire joined the team on Wed Jan 29 12:25:26 2020
  • what the fuck am i doing placed 7th in Premier for A Midsummer Night's Cup 2020
  • weaponfire captain
  • BONKITUP123 captain
  • Round Home Team vs Away Team
    #1 thunderbirds
    5 : 4
    what the fuck am i doing Match Page
    League Points 0
    League Rank #7
    Seed #7
    Rounds Won 0
    Rounds Lost 1
    Rounds Drawn 0
    Points Scored 4.0
    Points Scored Difference -1.0
    Bye Matches 0
  • Bread joined the team on Wed Jan 8 19:34:15 2020
  • Akiki, Village Chief Warlord of Uganda joined the team on Wed Jan 8 19:34:15 2020
  • Ravu4 joined the team on Wed Jan 8 19:34:15 2020
  • turris joined the team on Wed Jan 8 19:34:15 2020
  • BONKITUP123 joined the team on Wed Jan 8 19:34:15 2020
  • feggie joined the team on Wed Jan 8 19:34:15 2020
  • weaponfire joined the team on Wed Jan 8 19:34:15 2020
  • what the fuck am i doing placed 3rd in Intermediate for ozfortress season 26
  • weaponfire captain
  • BONKITUP123 captain
  • League Points 22
    League Rank #3
    Seed #5
    Rounds Won 11
    Rounds Lost 8
    Rounds Drawn 0
    Points Scored 67.0
    Points Scored Difference 22.0
    Bye Matches 0
  • adolo joined the team on Fri Nov 8 17:48:20 2019
  • turris left the team on Sat Oct 26 15:09:15 2019
  • KIDOFWAR left the team on Sat Sep 21 14:04:45 2019
  • Bread joined the team on Sun Sep 15 22:17:39 2019
  • Big-Dad joined the team on Sun Sep 15 22:17:39 2019
  • Ravu4 joined the team on Sun Sep 15 22:17:39 2019
  • turris joined the team on Sun Sep 15 22:17:39 2019
  • BONKITUP123 joined the team on Sun Sep 15 22:17:39 2019
  • feggie joined the team on Sun Sep 15 22:17:39 2019
  • KIDOFWAR joined the team on Sun Sep 15 22:17:39 2019
  • gunky joined the team on Sun Sep 15 22:17:39 2019
  • weaponfire joined the team on Sun Sep 15 22:17:39 2019
  • what the fuck am i doing placed 7th in Intermediate for ozfortress season 25
  • weaponfire captain
  • ayr
  • BONKITUP123 captain
  • League Points 10
    League Rank #7
    Seed #8
    Rounds Won 5
    Rounds Lost 9
    Rounds Drawn 0
    Points Scored 28.0
    Points Scored Difference -22.0
    Bye Matches 0
  • Akiki, Village Chief Warlord of Uganda joined the team on Sun Jul 14 17:48:11 2019
  • dogobgyn joined the team on Sat Jun 15 12:57:05 2019
  • ooloops left the team on Sat Jun 15 12:56:28 2019
  • jae left the team on Wed May 22 22:13:50 2019
  • Ravu4 joined the team on Wed May 22 22:11:50 2019
  • turris joined the team on Wed May 22 22:11:50 2019
  • BONKITUP123 joined the team on Wed May 22 22:11:50 2019
  • feggie joined the team on Wed May 22 22:11:50 2019
  • KIDOFWAR joined the team on Wed May 22 22:11:50 2019
  • gunky joined the team on Wed May 22 22:11:50 2019
  • jae joined the team on Wed May 22 22:11:50 2019
  • ayr joined the team on Wed May 22 22:11:50 2019
  • ooloops joined the team on Wed May 22 22:11:50 2019
  • weaponfire joined the team on Wed May 22 22:11:50 2019
  • what the fuck am i doing placed 9th in Intermediate for ozfortress season 24
  • weaponfire captain
  • ayr
  • jae
  • BONKITUP123 captain
  • League Points 12
    League Rank #9
    Seed #9
    Rounds Won 2
    Rounds Lost 8
    Rounds Drawn 0
    Points Scored 14.0
    Points Scored Difference -21.0
    Bye Matches 1
  • crypto joined the team on Fri Feb 15 20:45:40 2019
  • gmp left the team on Fri Feb 15 20:45:38 2019
  • turris joined the team on Thu Jan 24 17:41:39 2019
  • gmp joined the team on Thu Jan 24 17:41:39 2019
  • BONKITUP123 joined the team on Thu Jan 24 17:41:39 2019
  • feggie joined the team on Thu Jan 24 17:41:39 2019
  • KIDOFWAR joined the team on Thu Jan 24 17:41:39 2019
  • gunky joined the team on Thu Jan 24 17:41:39 2019
  • jae joined the team on Thu Jan 24 17:41:39 2019
  • ayr joined the team on Thu Jan 24 17:41:39 2019
  • ooloops joined the team on Thu Jan 24 17:41:39 2019
  • weaponfire joined the team on Thu Jan 24 17:41:39 2019
  • Transfer History
    • quid left the team on Fri May 29 15:51:07 2020
    • quid joined the team on Fri May 29 15:34:46 2020
    • jane doe joined the team on Sun Jan 26 23:27:37 2020
    • whiscash joined the team on Thu Jan 23 20:18:04 2020
    • adolo joined the team on Tue Nov 5 23:58:58 2019
    • KIDOFWAR left the team on Sat Sep 21 13:18:28 2019
    • Bread joined the team on Sat Aug 31 19:17:42 2019
    • Big-Dad joined the team on Sat Aug 17 22:56:12 2019
    • Akiki, Village Chief Warlord of Uganda joined the team on Thu Jul 11 23:01:39 2019
    • dogobgyn joined the team on Fri Jun 14 00:43:01 2019
    • Ravu4 joined the team on Wed May 22 22:08:15 2019
    • crypto left the team on Sun May 19 01:21:59 2019
    • gmp left the team on Sun May 19 01:21:57 2019
    • crypto joined the team on Thu Feb 14 00:02:22 2019
    • turris joined the team on Tue Jan 22 17:48:43 2019
    • gmp joined the team on Tue Jan 22 15:43:30 2019
    • BONKITUP123 joined the team on Thu Dec 13 06:19:35 2018
    • feggie joined the team on Mon Dec 10 17:45:58 2018
    • KIDOFWAR joined the team on Mon Dec 10 17:39:14 2018
    • gunky joined the team on Mon Dec 10 17:27:57 2018
    • jae joined the team on Sun Dec 9 22:47:42 2018
    • ayr joined the team on Sun Dec 9 22:46:50 2018
    • ooloops joined the team on Sun Dec 9 22:44:30 2018
    • weaponfire joined the team on Sun Dec 9 22:39:46 2018