the roster:

combo scout: sentar - (got evicted from the rascals house and has to sleep at LAN overnight)
flank scout: bird - (has personally infracted half of LAN)
pocket soldier: golden terrestrial - (we lied to this guy and said we'd split the cost for his ticket and then made him pay for kurt's ticket too)
roamer soldier: wizward (kurt) - (doesn't shower or wear deodorant)
demoman: amatorii - (500dpm against witness gaming or he's kicked off the team halfway)
medic: strongman (wasteman) (strongman) - (really lovely guy actually. super chill and sweet. pleasant to be around)