"At least its not graining"
-Preston Grainvey
"I would tell you a wheat joke, but I don’t want to go against the grain."
- Grainathon Grainface III
"I’m trying to write a wheat poem, but I’m stuck in a grain of thought."
- John the Twice Grained
"Rye so serious? It’s time for a grain of laughter!"
- Chester Stone
"I barley know her, but these grain jokes are really growing on me!"
- Hive, right before the black mold infestation in his house fucking killed him
"You know what really grains my gears, Bob does"
- Peter Family Guy
"Hit me up on Graindr"
- Bob
"I'm bout to grain"
- Xx_OhioGrainMaster_xX
"The Grain hears everything"
- Gragster Simpson

professional grainers only
- grain gang