
Cognitive Virgins
Our brains are pristine, never before exposed to manipulation tactics or gaslighting. We are absolute cognitive virgins.
Combo Scout: Vincent Viniyur
Flank Scout: BluSaltt
Pocket Soldier: Alsander And Ciaran
Roamer Soldier: Wodah
Demoman: Sly Rocko
Medic: Saiiiiiiiissy
Substitutes: Adam the Winter Wolf
Captain Discord Handles: @saiiiiiiiissy @verydarklord.6333
Manager Discord Handles: @owlysh
The strats just slide right off
Past Rosters
Cognitive Virgins placed 6th in Open for ozfortress Sixes Autumn '25 (S42)

Saiiiiiiiissy
Captain

Vincent Viniyur
Captain

Verydarklord
Captain
Round | Home Team | vs | Away Team | |
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#1 | Cognitive Virgins |
0 : 5
0 : 5
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DJ DJ pump this party | Match Page |
#2 | Cognitive Virgins |
1 : 3
1 : 2
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funny people | Match Page |
#3 | THE HUNGRY SIX |
5 : 0
3 : 2
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Cognitive Virgins | Match Page |
#4 | Cognitive Virgins |
0 : 3
0 : 5
|
6 Reasons Not To Play TF2 | Match Page |
#5 | Cognitive Virgins |
0 : 5
0 : 3
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team talk (serious) | Match Page |
League Points | 0 |
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League Rank | #6 |
Seed | #3 |
Rounds Won | 0 |
Rounds Lost | 10 |
Rounds Drawn | 0 |
Points Scored | 4.0 |
Points Scored Difference | -34.0 |
Bye Matches | 0 |
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Saiiiiiiiissy Captain
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Vincent Viniyur Captain
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Verydarklord Captain
Transfer History
- Sly Rocko left the team on Thu May 22 14:25:41 2025
- BluSaltt joined the team on Thu Jan 30 14:24:45 2025
- Sly Rocko joined the team on Thu Jan 30 13:50:46 2025
- Verydarklord joined the team on Wed Jan 29 22:30:31 2025
- Wodah joined the team on Wed Jan 29 21:48:59 2025
- Alsander and Ciaran joined the team on Wed Jan 29 21:24:17 2025
- Vincent Viniyur joined the team on Wed Jan 29 19:50:22 2025
- Saiiiiiiiissy joined the team on Wed Jan 29 19:40:57 2025
League Partners
- serveme
- KritzKast
- CappingTV
- callouts.tf
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