Thank you for your commitment to our once meek, now grand Highlander empire. Today we are proud to present our report of the levels of reality over the past 25 rounds.
As you can see, and we are not ashamed to admit, our first 12 rounds were very turbulent, with reality fluctuating between as much as 60, but sadly also falling to a disappointing -30.
However, as proof of our integrity and commitment to posting .gifs, we have taken OZHL by storm, and you can see that from round 13 onwards, we have set an unprecedented record of only positive reality values, maintaining a 100% reality level from round 16 onwards.
No record of constant confirmed reality is immune to anomalies, however, and in round 25 we saw a surprising increase to 110% reality, during our <6 minute victory over Jetpack Dinosaurs Systems Development.
This breach from reality, into unreality threatened to tear the fabric of space and time as we know it, but balance was restored and we are confident that now, after all we've been through we are finally ready to answer once and for all: It indeed has been real.
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With the utmost diligence,
Senior Project Manager
MISOTECH. Australia's most feared Highlander Team Named Australia's most feared highlander team by S-corp 2013.
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If it means anything, Sisky has been in our steam group and UGC roster since March, and wasn't a random last minute inclusion. Also out of curiosity did Brodogs play? Friendly reminder to add to the ruleset to allow for a team to request for rostered names on the other team so they actually know who they are actually playing, and also to force a start at some stage deemed appropriate.