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Old 8-05-2004, 11:55
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no thats not it.

q: why did the boy fall off the swing?
a: his mum threw a fridge at him

q: why couldnt jimmy ride a bike?
a: he was a gerkin

q: why couldnt jimmy turn around in teh hallway?
a: he had a pole vault thru his head

q: whats green and has 4 legs and can kill you?
a: a pool table falling from a tree
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#62
Old 8-05-2004, 16:59
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Q- whats yellow black and dangerous?
A- A canarie with a machine gun.


HOHOHOOHHOOHHOHO
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#63
Old 8-05-2004, 22:04
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fr33
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?


There's 20 of them
No theres not...theres 28 of em :P
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#64
Old 8-05-2004, 22:39
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no.. 20x8 year olds O_o
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Old 8-05-2004, 22:40
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28... year olds (1 year olds) was what he meant
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Old 8-05-2004, 23:06
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SICK FUCKS
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#67
Old 9-05-2004, 01:07
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whats the best way to kill a worm? bury it alive

whats the best way to kill a bird? drop it off a cliff.

whats the best way to kill a fish? drown it.
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#68
Old 9-05-2004, 01:07
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oh dear, these just seem to get funnier and funnier dont they O_o?
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Old 9-05-2004, 01:27
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evil :/ they dont work !
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Old 9-05-2004, 02:37
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#71
Old 9-05-2004, 09:30
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Old 9-05-2004, 09:59
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Q. What do you call a short woman?

A. Walking Headjob

hof hof hof
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#73
Old 9-05-2004, 10:03
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the cat one was the funniest so far
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Old 9-05-2004, 10:05
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Two nuns were driving in transylvania and a vampire suddenly jumped on the bonnet and started trying to get in.
One nun turns to the other in a panic and yells "show him your cross"
The other nun opens her window and says "get off my fucking car you pathetic useless............."
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#75
Old 9-05-2004, 17:00
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Q- what do you call a blonde with pigtails?
A- Blowjob with handlebars.
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#76
Old 11-05-2004, 01:26
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[01:25:03] [@phobia]: Two bats are going for their midnight feed. After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood.
[01:25:05] [@phobia]: The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth. The first bat says enviously, "Where did you get all that blood from?"
[01:25:09] [@phobia]: The second bat replies, "Follow me. I'll show you."
[01:25:11] [@phobia]: After awhile the second bat leads them to a cave. He says, "You see that wall over there?"
[01:25:13] [@phobia]: The hungry bat excitedly says, "Yes!"
[01:25:15] [@phobia]: Other bat says, "I didn't."
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Old 11-05-2004, 02:23
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Q: What was the boy in the jetsons called? : Elroy : What was the Dog in the jetsons called? : Astro : What was the black man in the jetsons called? : Yep there wasnt one was there... the futures looking pretty good aye

Sorry
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#78
Old 11-05-2004, 03:03
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#79
Old 11-05-2004, 18:37
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john howard has a new plan to revive the australian economy. 50 abos will be rounded up and sent to thailand to marry some thai brides. upon returning to australia they will have lots of kids thus increasing the amount of tycoons
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#80
Old 11-05-2004, 19:45
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lol jester, you're a close contender for durge's title with that one. Its a bit too subtle though
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#81
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rockets aim
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#82
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Pony's aim

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Old 9-01-2017, 20:01
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73% of the population were involved in some form of recall stabilisation program, to compensate for unquantifiable consciousness anomalies. Unlike most people, he knew exactly where he'd find the answers.
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73% of the population were involved in some form of recall stabilisation program, to compensate for unquantifiable consciousness anomalies. Unlike most people, he knew exactly where he'd find the answers.
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#85
Old 9-01-2017, 21:30
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nice gary
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#86
Old 22-03-2017, 14:00
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2000's were good to ozfort
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Q: Who sucks at dota?
A: Spoon.

I'm here all week, try the fish.
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Old 10-04-2017, 22:21
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Tasteless jokes?


I told my gay friend I can turn fruits into vegetables and he told me to prove it
So I pushed him off a balcony.

I was arrested for having sex with a 15 year old girl. I thought for sure she was a couple years older than that.
I guess that makes two reasons why I'm a bad father.

How do you know if an asian has broken into your house?
Your math homework is done, your computer has been upgraded, and someone has been trying to back out of your driveway for 2 hours.

Whats a redneck virgin?
A 12 year old who can run faster than her brothers.

Whats the difference between a black man a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.

What should you do if someone's having a seizure in the tub?
Throw in your dirty laundry.

Why do black people smell?
So blind people can hate them too.

The waitress serving me had a black eye,
So I ordered really slow, because she obviously doesn't listen.
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