ozfortress - team fortress 2 in australia

Have you ever just sat there and thought about the item we use every time the sky pours down H2O?

The umbrella, a humble and easy to use device that shields us from the rain, but makes our lives hell when there is a high wind gust, or if you're just a tall person walking through the city.

What would we do with out the Umbrella? Wear a raincoat? Run from building to building to avoid getting wet, stand off to the side as we watch the hot chick in the white top dance in the rain?....yes, I like that idea the best...




But alas, I sway off topic, though it is a bit hard to focus when I'm watching the Heat get their asses kicked by Kobe and his Mask of Power!

.....serious time, c'mon, just finish it up jinx...

Right! so what are we here for, and why am I talking about umbrellas? I'll tell you why, it's because it's this sexy mother fuckers birthday!!

dat shirt

the gif you posted makes me hate umbrellas

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Happy Birthday!!!!!! :>
Katy Perry :O

umbrellas suck dicks

happy bday UMBY ^_^

sleep is for the wicked (;

I have never used an umbrella in my life

happy birthday mate!

Happy Birthday Umby!

happy spawn day

hb dude! the day people need it the most, its fucking torrential in sydney

i like this guy

hope you got laid this morning chief

Happy birthday umby

hb umby

(on a side note it is also vulgars bday, hb mr. good)

naw! thanks guys! :3

so beutiful

happity bday umbrella

HAPPY DAY OF BIRTH UMBYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

i have the same hat, means u are equally as fashionable as me and apz

apz doesn't compare to any ozfortress nerd

happy bday m8 have a good one