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Old 22-12-2005, 21:59
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stolen from noisethoery:

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From someone's livejournal somewhere:
"Okay so here's my story.

I ordered Greg Graffin's dissertation from the Bad Religion website because I wanted to get a signed copy for Paul, who's into the subject matter of the paper. I recieved a reciept from a yahoo e-mail address, which I thought was slightly weird due to the fact that it's a yahoo address. Anyway, it was legit because it had all my information which I had put into Paypal for shipping, so I know no one's fucking with me.

Amused, I added his name to my yahoo messenger list on the off chance I might see him online and giggle about it.

So last night he's online and his webcam is running.

I and Paul thoroughly freak out and are like "we're not worthy" about 8000 times before I finally got up the guts to talk to him. The first time, he ignored me because I told him my name and he thought I was a guy, but the second time he asked me to turn on my cam. I had to fish it out because I put it away since I don't use it often. He turns his cam on and... it's unmistakeable. That's FUCKING GREG GRAFFIN!

He starts to talk to me about how he always had a thing for Wisconsin girls, and then asks me to take off clothes, which I do rather reluctantly since Paul's right there (I told GOD HIMSELF that Paul wasn't home, haah) but Paul's standing there, going, "DO IT FOR TICKETS!" and I'm like, "ooh, tickets." He's like, "Are you alone?" and I lied and said yes, though Paul was next to me hyperventilating because this man is his hero.

So while Greg Graffin is complimenting me on my womanly figure (this just in: Greg Graffin likes fat chicks. Film at 11) he randomly stands up and is jerking off--no joke, there are pictures. I'm just minorly--uh, majorly--enjoying it because I've had a crush on this guy since summer of 2004 and here he is, huge star, with "just [me] on his screen" and his asking about my masturbation habits. Can we say what the fuck?

I couldn't really get horny at this point because I was just too jittery to do anything, but he and I ended up "cumming together" apparently and he sat down and chatted with me a few minutes longer before going to bed. He told me to see some movie he saw, told me to chat him up anytime he's online, and bid me goodbye.

Paul and I kind of sat there and were like, okay. This really humanizes a person. Somehow, now, after hearing all those insightful, meaningful songs, here we have a regular guy who jerks off on webcam like everyone else. I asked him about his star "track record" because I'm curious, and he said he has lots of experience but he treats every woman well, and proceeded to tell me about how he likes eating pussy. Greg Graffin--Bad Religion!--punk legend!!--likes to eat pussy. Somehow, I feel humbled and happy about this. Paul said this: "My hero jerked off to my girlfriend, but he can't have her--only I CAN!" (He was so proud, haha.)

The most bizarro thing here is that we just saw Bad Religion play about a month ago and Paul and I kept going, we're going to steal Greg Graffin and do things to him. We were sooo hoping he would come into the strip club, but alas, he did not.

Anyway. I have a chat log, several screen caps (what, you think I'd let this go undocumented? Would you have believed me!?) and an e-mail from said address from a while back.

I dropped him an e-mail this morning to say thanks and maybe some other time. Hopefully he returns it. I'd like to chat him up again and maybe see if I can finagle an autograph (well, another one) sometime."





LOL - ull only truly appreciate this if u know/like bad religion aha
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Old 22-12-2005, 23:45
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why does his shirt change D:
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Old 22-12-2005, 23:51
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when u change angles and shit in webcams the colours change coz it auto focuses etc
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Old 23-12-2005, 03:02
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er... D:
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Old 23-12-2005, 11:35
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rofl, fat bottom girls you make the rocking world go rouuuuuuuuuuuund
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Old 24-12-2005, 04:28
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Old 24-12-2005, 04:39
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ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUNNIEST SHIT EVER AHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old 24-12-2005, 12:35
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completly and utterly, horrifying
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Old 24-12-2005, 17:41
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i don't know if i say "he's a stupid old pervert bastard" or "she's the slutiest bitch i ever seen" or maybe "cool, greg graffin"!!!

anyway!
i laughed alot at the part she said he likes fat chicks
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Old 24-12-2005, 18:04
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rofl
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Old 25-12-2005, 10:27
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umm :/
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Old 3-03-2006, 17:32
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that was disturbing and incredibly funny
its funny cause imagine if someone from a pop band, like, greenday, or someone like that did this, it would be fucking everywhere

nice find valk
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Old 3-03-2006, 17:39
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i think you'd be surprised how many people know who greg graffin is.

maybe most people just thought (like i did) that he's still a god even if he does jack off to fatties.
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Old 3-03-2006, 19:18
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whats a bad religion?
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Old 3-03-2006, 19:23
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Oprahism
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Old 4-03-2006, 15:36
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how old is that cunt
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Old 4-03-2006, 15:40
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about 40 (bad religion have been around for like 25 years)
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